Teacher (me.. hehe): Can you think of some more illnesses that are not listed in the book?
(very short 2 second lull)
Dr. Smiles: CONSTIPATION! (with a smile on his face... hence the name)
Teacher: Uhh... (takes about 0.5 seconds to think... looks at Dr. Smiles... erupts into laughter... stops... giggles...) Uhh... hmph... okaaaay... does anyone know what that means? (tilts head to the side, gives Dr. Smiles an evil glare) Oh my gosh! I can't believe you said that (giggling... thinking about writing it on the board) No! Sorry, oh my gosh, another illness, a DIFFERENT illness!
Ha ha...at least he didn't say syphillis!
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